10/08/2006

Bush mass for shut ins is on the air!

First Church of Bush hs been doing this spoof for 4 years at Soars and other Yhoo boards. Hillarious! -- law

LIVE FROM THE ST GEORGE THE BLESSED CATHERDRAL IN CRAWFORD TEXAS ITS BUSH MASS FOR SHUT INS!

Good morning Bush worshippers, those who are ill and those who it's just best not to mix with society. May Lord God Bush bless you all for coming. For it is he who brought us life and everything else. He is a thousand points of light! He makes the sun rise in the morning, puts the frost on our flakes and puts the fruit on the trees. All praise the glory of Lord God Bush. Today we celebrate Majority Rule.

Majority rule is a good holy thing when holy republicans are in the majority. It allows them to overrule the evil socialistic democrats. Without their evil interference, the holy republicans can enact legislation that is holy and is meant to keep things in a holy manner.

SING PRAISE TO LORD GOD BUSH
by: church_of_bush_choir (123/Everywhere) 10/08/06 09:07 am
Msg: 1414451 of 1414497
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bow down before the one you serve
you're going to get what you deserve
bow down before the one you serve
you're going to get what you deserve
god money i'll do anything for you
god money just tell me what you want me to
god money nail me up against the wall
god money don't want everything he wants it all
no, you can't take it no, you can't take it no, you can't take that away from me
no, you can't take it no, you can't take it no, you can't take that away from me
head like a hole black as your soul
i'd rather die than give you control
head like a hole black as your soul
i'd rather die than give you control
bow down before the one you serve
you're going to get what you deserve
bow down before the one you serve
you're going to get what you deserve
god money's not looking for the cure
god money's not concerned about the sick among the pure
god money let's go dancing on the backs of the bruised
god money's not one to choose
no, you can't take it no, you can't take it no, you can't take that away from me
head like a hole black as your soul
i'd rather die than give you control
head like a hole black as your soul
i'd rather die than give you control
bow down before the one you serve
you're going to get what you deserve
bow down before the one you serve
you're going to get what you deserve
bow down before the one you serve
you're going to get what you deserve
bow down before the one you serve
you're going to get what you deserve
head like a hole black as your soul
i'd rather die than give you control
head like a hole black as your soul
i'd rather die than give you control
bow down before the one you serve
you're going to get what you deserve
bow down before the one you serve
you're going to get what you deserve
bow down before the one you serve
you're going to get what you deserve
bow down before the one you serve
you're going to get what you deserve

A READING FROM THE BOOK OF CHENEY
by: first_church_of_bush (100/all of earth) 10/08/06 09:08 am
Msg: 1414452 of 1414498
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Then Lord God Bush looked down upon the people and spoke `The fillibuster rule is evil. Those who are for this hate America.If you love America, help my holy minions do away with this evil thing.`

What is the Profiit Cheney trying to say to us? It is that we must be for ending the fillibuster or we hate America. This is the word of George.

Bush mass is over
by: first_church_of_bush (100/all of earth) 10/08/06 09:09 am
Msg: 1414454 of 1414498
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Your attendance has been recorded and will be sent to the proper authorities. Go in arrogance, may the Lord God George W Bush be with you.

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