Monument Pro-Life or Pro Anal Sex ?

Dear Mr. Edwards,
I just saw your sculpture "Monument to Pro-Life The Birth of Sean Preston." Wow! Talk about a hot mama! But I'm troubled by a couple of things:
First, being Pro-Life, you of course believe that life begins at CONCEPTION. Why then did you choose to depict Sean Preston at the advanced age of 40 weeks? The Pro-Life movement is about the rights of the PRE-BORN, not the ALREADY-BORN.
Second, WHERE IS THE DADDY? Daddies are just as important as mommies. Your sculpture implies that childbirth is something that women can do WITHOUT a man.
Fortunately, both defects can be fixed with one modification. i call my version "Monument to Pro-Life The CONCEPTION of Sean Preston." And in MY version, both the bearskin rug and Britney's bored expression ACTUALLY MAKE SENSE!
I look forward to hearing your opinion.

Monument to Pro-Life The CONCEPTION of Sean Preston


Anonymous Anonymous said...

brilliant and hilarious. well done

3/21/2007 12:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Stupid and ridiculous; birth IS something women do on their own. You don't see a man pushing a baby from his body, do you? No.

5/06/2007 12:07:00 PM  
Blogger lawnorder said...

Having given birth myself, I doubt any woman would (or could) give birth against gravity, like Britney is doing on the sculpture. Hint: Babies go DOWN, so hiney up is not a birthing position

5/06/2007 12:42:00 PM  

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