Make Them Accaountable: Republican defenses:
From Make Them Accountable:
IDDI – I didn’t do it.
SEDI – Somebody else did it.
IJPWH – It’s just a partisan witch hunt.
TPHM – The prosecutor hates me.
IDIBIA – I did it, but I’m addicted to [fill in the blank here], and I’ll put myself in rehab soon. I promise.
from Steve B. Young, author of Great Failures of the Extremely Successful:
DDOT - Democrats Did It Too
IOSATUIAE - I'm Only Stepping Aside Temporarily, Until I Am Exonerated
followed by my personal favorite...
IODTSIDBADTTIWOTRP - I'm Only Doing This So I Don't Become A Distraction To The Important Work Of The Republican Party
They all forgot the traditional:
BCDIF - But Clinton Did It First !