11/20/2005

FOUR GHOSTS OF THE WHITE HOUSE

FOUR GHOSTS OF THE WHITE HOUSE by: circulartrash

One night, George W. Bush is tossing restlessly in his White
House bed.
He awakens to see George Washington standing by him Bush asks
him,
"Hey Georgie, what's the best thing I can do to help the
country?"
"Set an honest and honorable example, just as I did,"
Washington advises, and then fades away.

The next night, Bush is astir again, and sees the ghost of
Thomas
Jefferson moving through the darkened bedroom.
Bush calls out, "Yo Tom, please, what is the best thing I can
do
to help the country?"
"Respect the Constitution, as I did," Jefferson advises, and
dims from sight................

The third night sleep still does not come for Bush.
He awakens to see the ghost of FDR hovering over his bed.
Bush whispers, "Hey Franky Baby, what is the best thing I can
do to help the country?"
"Help the less fortunate, just as I did," FDR replies and fades

into the mist........................

Bush isn't sleeping well the fourth night when he sees another
figure moving in the shadows. It is the ghost of Abraham Lincoln.
Bush pleads, "Hey my man Abe, what's the best thing I can do
right now to help the country?"
Lincoln replies, "Go see a play."

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