11/19/2005

Anti-Spam Legislation Opposed By Powerful Penis-Enlargement Lobby | The Onion

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WASHINGTON, DC—Efforts to pass legislation restricting Internet "spam"—unsolicited mass e-mails usually for advertising purposes—are meeting with strong resistance from the nation's powerful penis-enlargement lobby.


Denny Garner, president of the National Association of Penis Enlargers, makes his case before a House subcommittee.Enlarge Image


"If this legislation passes, the government would, for all intents and purposes, be taking three to four inches off America's cocks," said Denny Garner, president of the National Association of Penis Enlargers (NAPE), speaking to reporters Monday. "For millions of poorly hung American men, spam is a vital source of information about penis-enlargement options, and our elected officials have no right to take it away from them."

Anti-Spam Legislation Opposed By Powerful Penis-Enlargement Lobby | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

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