National Enquirer - BUSH'S BOOZE CRISIS

Now don't get very excited, this the National Enquirer, the same rag that has "Britney Sells Baby For $6M" and "Man gives birth to double headed baby bat"... and other tales of fiction. This article is here as reference and for laughs. -- law


Faced with the biggest crisis of his political life, President Bush has hit the bottle again, The National Enquirer can reveal.

Bush, who said he quit drinking the morning after his 40th birthday, has started boozing amid the Katrina catastrophe.

Family sources have told how the 59-year-old president was caught by First Lady Laura downing a shot of booze at their family ranch in Crawford, Texas.. "Laura gave him an ultimatum before, 'It's Jim Beam or me.'

National Enquirer


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