9/24/2005

Lessons Learned From Hurricane Isabel

Coffee and frozen pizzas can be made on a BBQ grill.

My car gets 23.21675 miles per gallon, EXACTLY (you can ask the people in line who helped me push it).

Kids can survive 4 days or longer without a video game controller in their hand.

Women can actually survive without doing their hair -- you just wish they weren't around you.

A new method of non-lethal torture -- cold showers

There are a lot more stars in the sky than most people thought.

TV is an addiction and the withdrawal symptoms are painful.

A 7 lb bag of ice will chill six 12-oz Budweiser's to a drinkable temperature in 11 minutes, and still keep a 14 pound turkey frozen for 8 more hours.

Flood plane drawings on some mortgage documents were seriously wrong.

Crickets can increase their volume to overcome the sound of 14 generators.

When required, a Lincoln Continental will float; it doesn't steer well, but it floats just the same.

Some things do keep the mailman from his appointed rounds.

Cell phones work when land lines are down, but only as long as the battery remains charged.

27 of your neighbors are fed from a different transformer than you, and they are quick to point that out!

Price of peanut butter and bread rises 200% in a storm

Tree service companies are under appreciated

I learned what happens when you make fun of another state's blackout.

MATH 101: 30 days in month, minus 6 days without power equals 30% higher electric bill ?????

Drywall is a compound word, take away the 'dry" part and its worthless...

Water will indeed fill the Midtown tunnel if the floodgates aren't shut during a flood. I was pretty sure that was true but it has now been proven.

Lessons Learned From Hurricane Isabel

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