8/16/2005

Starry Fever: Katherine Harris has fake, bouncing breasts

Take a look at 0:56. Notice the swivel. Also have a look at 1:00 to 1:05. That thing she's doing with her upper lip? It got stuck. At least, that's the conclusion we've reached here, after numerous rewinds. Botox just isn't a good thing. Especially if it gives you a horsish face. A great many people have stated that she looked either drunk or stoned out of her mind. I went with drunk. I didn't get that Sweet Valley High accent she was trying out either, but hey. You can't make this stuff up. Crazy right-wing sex kittens (or at least their mothers) are more than willing to flirt with talking heads in order to show off their assets, all for the sake of...politics? I dunno.

Neeeiggggh!!!

To (mis)quote Alan Colmes: "Are those real?"

Starry Fever: Beauty in High Clarity: Katherine Harris has fake, bouncing breasts

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