11/28/2004

WHY DO NONHUNTERS LIVE LONGER THAN HUNTERS?

WHY DO NONHUNTERS LIVE LONGER THAN HUNTERS?

ACCIDENTS

1 Some hunters kill themselves tripping over a fence.

2 Some fall out of their tree stands.

3 One was killed by his dog's stepping on the trigger

4 Some are shot by other hunters accidentally, during
the drunken brawls that sometimes accompany groups of
men cavorting in the woods or by hunters with declining
vision or neophytes.

5 Some die of freezing or of drowning

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