no sex w/ Republicans? Hmmm...

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no sex w/ Republicans? Hmmm...

Can we fine tune this tactic a bit?
For example, sex w/ Republicans is OK if

1. evidence of vote fraud is bleated out by the Republican while in throes of passion
2. the Republican is not allowed to climax
3. the Republican is married to another Republican (Julius Caesar was notorious for employing this particular tactic against his political enemies.)
4. A falafel is employed as a sex toy (hummulingus)
5. recordings of #4 are released to the media

faith is no substitute for empirical evidence
by Rudyard


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